The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
- E. Joseph Cossman
Everything I did in my life that was worthwhile I caught Hell for.
- Earl Warren
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
- Phyllis Diller
Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness.
- Phyllis Bottome
I don’t believe in pessimism.
- Clint Eastwood
To the victors belong the spoils.
- Andrew Jackson
Joy is the feeling of grinning on the inside.
- Dr. Melba Colgrove
The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune.
- Amelia Earhart
True genius doesn’t fulfill expectations, it shatters them.
- Arlene Croce
Happy people plan actions, they don’t plan results.
- Dennis Wholey
