The proof of the pudding is in the eating.
- Miguel de Cervantes
If at first you succeed, don’t take any more stupid chances.
Take chances, make mistakes, get messy!
- Ms. Frizzle the magic school bus
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Fools build houses, and wise men buy them.
- English proverb
In Heaven, all the interesting people are missing.
- Friedrich Nietzsche
The less men think; the more they talk.
- Charles Montesquieu
Love - a grave mental disease.
Good taste and humour are a contradiction in terms, like a chaste whore.
- Malcolm Muggeridge
Man - a creature made at the end of the week’s work when God was tired.
- Mark Twain
Friendship is mutual blackmail elevated to the level of love.
- Robin Morgan